- The best thing about my job is the bar across the street.
- I'm usually that noise outside my neighbour's window.
- Merry Chrisolstichanukwanzaa!
- It's not gay if you're getting paid. Then it's just 'acting'.
- Whenever I take a date to a restaurant, she expects me to pay the bill in its entirety. Women are never satisfied with just the tip.
- Some people make a career out of being self-unemployed.
- Being home on vacation with my wife and kids is just like no vacation I ever wanted.
- Would it be gay to ride a centaur? The horse part would be like "sure jump on!" but the man part would be like "your balls are on me, homo!"
- I love it when I'm washing the car or mowing the lawn and the neighbours call out, "You can do mine next!" Neighbours are so funny.
- Remember when being chased by boys until you screamed was a childhood game and not stalking?
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Super heroines must especially hate the time of the month when they have to wear pads under those tights.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS!! What do you think for?
Worst thing about being outdoors is imagining all of the great stuff you could be missing out if you were inside.
Don't be such a dram queen.
- Drama queens.
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
When you truly love someone, no matter what happens and no matter what mistakes get made, you never give up the fight to make things right.
If I could choose how I die, I'd say 'instantly'.
Okay, not before I've burned my laptop, phone, toys, pornos, & exes.
'RIP me'
Getting ready to leave the house would be much easier if we just adopted the naked, bald look like aliens.
Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.
If it turns into hate, it never was love.
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